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source site So what were you left with? An upper body, complete with a head and arms. A mid-section that looked like a pair of underwear, perfectly matching the soldier’s pants. And two little legs, dangling from what looked like a mini-clothes hanger.
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He’s just standing there (certainly can’t be walking around), keeping guard from one of the towers, when BAM! he gets hit by a missile. An enemy missile hits him and he is blown into pieces! (Three, to be exact.) His falling body parts land among the soldiers on the ground and alert them that Cobra is attacking.
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This involves placing his legs upside-down on the carpet, feet in the air. Again, very simple.
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With the news that Kindle Worlds is opening up to G.I. Joe soon, I might just have to tackle a Joe story of my own. If I do, I assure you, someone will get hit by a missile. And someone WILL fall into a hole.
This post originally appeared online in 2004, in a different form, on another one of my blogs.